Poem jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.

Blood is red.

Bruises are blue. I forget the rest... um, I hate you...?

Roses are red, that much is true. But violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Roses are red, just like your lips.

Mountains are big, just like your tits.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm stroking my dick and thinking of you.

Roses are red. The sun isn't shining. My mental state is rapidly declining.

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

I have schizophrenia,

And so do I.

Roses are red. Lemons are sour. Open your legs, so I can devour.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got a bouquet in my pants for you.

Roses are red, violets are black, your mum's so fat she sold her son for 10 Big Macs.

Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued; your blood was delectable, and so was the rest of you.

My dick is red.

Your pussy's pink.

It's really tight

When you're dead.

A is for Amy who fell down the stairs.

B is for Basil assaulted by bears.

C is for Clara who wasted away.

D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh.

E is for Ernest who choked on a peach.

F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech.

G is for George smothered under a rug.

H is for Hector done in by a thug.

I is for Ida who drowned in a lake.

J is for James who took lye by mistake.

K is for Kate who was struck with an axe.

L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks.

M is for Maud who was swept out to sea.

N is for Neville who died of ennui.

O is for Olive run through with an awl.

P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl.

Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire.

R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire.

S is for Susan who perished of fits.

T is for Titus who flew into bits.

U is for Una who slipped down a drain.

V is for Victor squashed under a train.

W is for Winnie embedded in ice.

X is for Xerxes devoured by mice.

Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in.

Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin.