Roses Are Red

Roses are red, your penis is blue, the bed sheet has turned a different color, too.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, dummy. So, like, roses are red, right? And then the poem says some dude's pecker is blue. But get this, the bed sheet changed color 'cause, you know, bodily fluids. You're probably one of those folks who still uses a rotary phone, aren't ya?

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