Moose

Moose Jokes

Bar

Man walks into a bar and sees a bear serving drinks... Sits down looking astonished. The bear says, "what's the matter you never saw a bear serving drinks?" The man says, "it's not that, I just never thought the moose would sell the place."

Mama

What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves?

"I'm not a-moosed right now."

Nose

What do a moose and a triceratops have in common?

Both have noses.

Goose

What is the plural of goose? Geese.

What is the plural of foot? Feet.

What is the plural of moose? Well, it ain't meese!

Gay Bar

What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?

"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."

Foot

What’s up with the foot feet?

What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."

What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.

Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.