Moose jokes
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁
What cow can part water? Mooses.
Man walks into a bar and sees a bear serving drinks... Sits down looking astonished. The bear says, "what's the matter you never saw a bear serving drinks?" The man says, "it's not that, I just never thought the moose would sell the place."
What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves?
"I'm not a-moosed right now."
Memes
What do a moose and a triceratops have in common?
Both have noses.
What is the plural of goose? Geese.
What is the plural of foot? Feet.
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ain't meese!
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
Canada.
Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.
What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.
Where do animal does Russian milk come from?
"Moscows".
Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse," says the first.
"Moo!" says the second.
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends, "I milked a cow, and it took awhile for it to warm up." His brother came over and said, "We don't have cows, we have bulls."
