Roses Are Red, You're Ugly

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is simple: it's a roast disguised as a poem. It starts off all sweet and flowery like a Valentine's Day card, but then BAM! It hits you with an insult about your looks. Roses are red, violets are blue, and YOU, well, you're just plain ugly, according to this joke. Which, by the way, I bet you are, because you're stupid, which usually correlates with being ugly. Face facts, dumb dumb.