Poem jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue. I see you, I see you; you would have to work out.
Roses are red, Velvet is blue, So are violets.
1st graders: Ay yo girl, I think you’re beautiful, let’s get married!!
2nd graders: Uhh, don’t tell my mom that we’re dating!! She won’t let me date! Let’s keep this a seeeeecret heeheehee.
3rd graders: Uh, my teacher told me to stay after school because I wrote a poem about you and I’m 9 years old, we have to break up, sweetie.
4th graders: Hey, I think you’re cute!! Wanna date? I don’t think my girlfriend will mind.......
5th graders (they start wearing makeup): Ay girl, your eyelashes are pretty, I like you now, wanna date? Here’s my numberrrrrr.
6th graders: Heyyyyy, I gotta tell you a secret, I got a crush on you!! Don’t tell anyone!! Byeee, ooh, I’ll text you later!
7th graders: We need to make Peyton jealous because she broke up with you!! Wanna date? I mean, you’re not hot, but still, great personalityyyyy, alright, bye now.
8th graders: Hi sweetheart, I got STARRRBUCKKKSSS
Me: UGLY AF AND LITERALLY NO BOYFRIEND.....
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you.
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued.
Your flesh was delectable, and so was the rest of you.
Water bottles, strong, Standing tall, like sturdy men, Quenching every thirst.
Clear and transparent, Reflecting strength and resolve, Resilient and pure.
In hand, they offer Refreshing relief, like hugs, Soothing every soul.
Water bottles, like men, Nourish and hydrate our lives, Simple yet vital.
Roses are red, violets are blue, get the f*ck out, I’m trying to poo!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Jared from Subway touches the youth.
Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.
Jack and Jill went up the hill. They turned to drunks and have no will. Jill said to Jack, "Your love reveal, then think of building me a still."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.
Roses are red, the grass is greener, when I see you, I play with my wiener.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You slept with my cousin but I did too.
Wolf looks like a fox.
It has the sharpest claws.
It has a bushy tail.
To eat, it doesn't fail.
It has a coat of red.
My grandmother has said,
It hunts in search of food.
It is never, never good!
Roses are red, clovers are green.
I love your legs and what's in between. LOL
Roses are red, violets are blue, Old man Jeffrey touches the youth.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem doesn’t make sense, washing machine.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
YOU HAVE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WAITING FOR YOU...