Anal Poem

The poem starts like a classic love poem but ends with a surprising and vulgar statement about anal sex. The humor comes from the unexpected and blunt reveal.

• Anal
• Rose
• Sex
• Anal Sex
• Roses are red
• Relationship

• Roses are red, shit is brown, Get that dick out my ass so we can go to town.
• Violets are blue, roses are red. Last night your mom was giving me head.
• Roses are red, violets are blue, get the f*ck out, I’m trying to poo!
• Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?