Chimpanzee jokes

Did you hear about the monkeys that share an Amazon account? They were prime mates.

Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.

Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.

Hi guys, the prankster is back!

I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...

When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!

Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.

Why would you leave a damn gorilla out in the middle of the parking lot after you let the zookeeper bring a chimpanzee home from the zoo because me and the gorilla had too much to drink?

What’s the difference between a bleeding child and a bleeding chimpanzee?

They're both crazy and now dead.

A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair. So, she told her sister, and her sister said that ain't nothing, mine's already eating bananas.

Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. -- I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,

One fell off and bumped his head.

The momma called the doctor and the doctor said...

“We’re calling Child Protective Services.”

Today I learned that on average, humans eat more bananas than monkeys.

This is partially due to the fact that most humans don’t like the taste of monkey.