Chimpanzee jokes

Did you hear about the monkeys that share an Amazon account? They were prime mates.

Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.

Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.

Hi guys, the prankster is back!

I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...

When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!

Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.

Why would you leave a damn gorilla out in the middle of the parking lot after you let the zookeeper bring a chimpanzee home from the zoo because me and the gorilla had too much to drink?

What’s the difference between a bleeding child and a bleeding chimpanzee?

They're both crazy and now dead.