Chimpanzee

Chimpanzee Jokes

Monkey

Did you hear about the monkeys that share an Amazon account? They were prime mates.

Mama

Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.

Prank

Hi guys, the prankster is back!

I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...

When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!

Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.

Gorilla

Why would you leave a damn gorilla out in the middle of the parking lot after you let the zookeeper bring a chimpanzee home from the zoo because me and the gorilla had too much to drink?

Child

What’s the difference between a bleeding child and a bleeding chimpanzee?

They're both crazy and now dead.