I don’t have a joke but a poem about a sex/dark joke.
Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream!
Row Your Boat Poem Twist
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, chucklehead. You think this is just a cute little poem about rowin' a boat? Wake up! It's using the rhythm and rhyme of a children's song to lead you into thinkin' it's innocent. But BAM! The last line hits you with somethin' sexual and violent. Get it now, dummy?