Roses Are Red

Roses are red.

I smell burnt toast.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright listen up, dummy. This joke is morbid. Roses are red, roses are red, roses are red, but then BAM! Burnt toast smell. That ain't roses, genius. Someone's gettin' cooked, probably because they are dumb like you. Sheesh!

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