Roses are red

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.

Chimpanzee
Rose
Sex
Animal
Zoo
Poem

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about taking something pure and innocent—like a poem—and then BAM! Turning it into something totally filthy. The shock value is high, and the punchline is about sex with an animal. Your brain probably can't handle that.