Physics jokes
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!
You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.
A long-haired child once took a bite of Chuck Norris's brain. He later became known as Albert Einstein.
Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?
Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance.
How many bisexuals does it take to change a light bulb?
Depends, are you AC or DC? However many turn you on.
When the police caught him stealing batteries, he was immediately charged.
The cops are accusing him of resisting. He's now languishing in a cell, where he is currently awaiting an appearance in Circuit Court.
What do atoms and parents have in common to orphans? You can't see either of them.
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.
What’s black and at the top of a stair case?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What gets bigger when it eats but dies when it drinks?
Answer: fire.
What did the neutron say to the atom?
"Sandwiches, dude!"
What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
Oops!
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
What season is it when you're on a trampoline?
Spring time!
Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?
It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.