Physics jokes
Some people like Stephen Hawking jokes, but he will never be a stand-up comedian.
Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?
It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!
An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
Don't trust the atoms, because they make up everything.
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because there was only a stairway to heaven and no lifts.
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What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
Think like a proton--stay positive!
The real reason Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
How to make time fly?
Answer: Throw a clock out of the window.
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
My Premier is so fat she has her own gravitational pull.
Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, out-standing performance.