Physics jokes
How many bisexuals does it take to change a light bulb?
Depends, are you AC or DC? However many turn you on.
Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?
Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance.
When the police caught him stealing batteries, he was immediately charged.
The cops are accusing him of resisting. He's now languishing in a cell, where he is currently awaiting an appearance in Circuit Court.
What do atoms and parents have in common to orphans? You can't see either of them.
Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
What season is it when you're on a trampoline?
Spring time!
I carried a magnet, then people found me very attracting.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.
You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.
What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
Oops!
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
What did the neutron say to the atom?
"Sandwiches, dude!"
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.