Physics jokes
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
What did the neutron say to the atom?
"Sandwiches, dude!"
Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?
It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!
If Stephen Hawking was a boxer, he would roll with the punches.
Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.
What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?
Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance.
Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.
You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.
What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
Oops!
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!
What’s black and at the top of a stair case?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.