Physics jokes
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.
What’s black and at the top of a stair case?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What gets bigger when it eats but dies when it drinks?
Answer: fire.
Memes
UHm idk -_-
What did the neutron say to the atom?
"Sandwiches, dude!"
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
What season is it when you're on a trampoline?
Spring time!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?
It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.
Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
If Stephen Hawking was a boxer, he would roll with the punches.
At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.
What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!