Physics jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.
What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
Oops!
What did the neutron say to the atom?
"Sandwiches, dude!"
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.
What’s black and at the top of a stair case?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?
It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.
Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.
If Stephen Hawking was a boxer, he would roll with the punches.
What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
I carried a magnet, then people found me very attracting.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.