What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.
Physics Jokes
If Stephen Hawking was a boxer, he would roll with the punches.
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.
You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.
What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
Oops!
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.
What season is it when you're on a trampoline?
Spring time!
I carried a magnet, then people found me very attracting.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
