Physics jokes
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Memes
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
He can't do stand-ups.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?
Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!
What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
Oops!
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.