Physics jokes
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.
Nobody.
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Ha!
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
What’s impossible?
Steven Walkings.
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
Stairs.
Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
He can't do stand-ups.
If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?
Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.