Physics jokes
Stephen Hawking said there is no god.
God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.
A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first?
The feather, because the rope stopped the child.
Who is Stephen Hawking?
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.
It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits the windshield of a car going 80 mph? Its butt.
Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.
Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.
I like balls.
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Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall.
Why did Bob fall? Because gravity was mad at him.
What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)
What do you do if you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns?
Go for the juggler!
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
How do you execute Stephen Hawking?
The electric wheelchair.