Physics jokes
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
I threw my boomerang and now I live in constant fear.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.
I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"
Have you ever walked past Stephen Hawking's house?
No, well neither has he.
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Ha!
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
He can't do stand-ups.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!
If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?
Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.
Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.