What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
Physics Jokes
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.
Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.
20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off. Okay, moving on. You took too long.
How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge? (*Their reply* I don't know how many.)
3, Open the fridge, put the elephant into the fridge, and close the door. How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? (*Their reply* 3...)
Wrong. 4, Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A fridge fell on her.
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Because of gravity.
Why did Bob fall? Because gravity was mad at him.
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar...
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh, wait, he doesn’t walk.
Have you heard of the new book about anti-gravity?
Well, I just can't seem to put it down.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders. 😊
MAN 1) Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
MAN 2) No.
MAN 1) Neither did he.
The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.
(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding finances.)
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
