Physics jokes
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.
If Stephen Hawking was a boxer, he would roll with the punches.
Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
I carried a magnet, then people found me very attracting.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
My Premier is so fat she has her own gravitational pull.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with David Beckham?
They both dribble.
It's true, you know. Stephen Hawking has been up more ramps than Evel Knievel.
Some people like Stephen Hawking jokes, but he will never be a stand-up comedian.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
Roll In Peace.
Why did Stephen Hawking get sacked from his job?
Because he was always rolling in late.
A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.
Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.