What brakes but never falls, and what falls but never brakes?
Answer: Night falls and dawn brakes.
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
HEY! You guys need to S T O P making Stephen Hawking jokes. He has done so much for the theoretical physics world, and THIS is how you choose to repay him? All 653 of you should be ashamed of yourselves.
A broken pencil tried to break the laws of physics. It wasn't very sharp.
If I worked for Edexcel, I'd give Caroline Flack an A* for her physics experiment.
What song is sung when conceving.
lets get PHYSICAL PHYSICAL!!
What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)
