Physics jokes
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
What’s black and at the top of a stair case?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What gets bigger when it eats but dies when it drinks?
Answer: fire.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.
If Stephen Hawking was a boxer, he would roll with the punches.
At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.
What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.
Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?
It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.
Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.
20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off. Okay, moving on. You took too long.
How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge? (*Their reply* I don't know how many.)
3, Open the fridge, put the elephant into the fridge, and close the door. How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? (*Their reply* 3...)
Wrong. 4, Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A fridge fell on her.
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Because of gravity.
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar...
Why did Bob fall? Because gravity was mad at him.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh, wait, he doesn’t walk.