Physics jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
What season is it when you're on a trampoline?
Spring time!
Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?
Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance.
What gets bigger when it eats but dies when it drinks?
Answer: fire.
A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.
Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.
20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off. Okay, moving on. You took too long.
How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge? (*Their reply* I don't know how many.)
3, Open the fridge, put the elephant into the fridge, and close the door. How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? (*Their reply* 3...)
Wrong. 4, Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A fridge fell on her.
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Because of gravity.
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar...
Why did Bob fall? Because gravity was mad at him.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh, wait, he doesn’t walk.
Have you heard of the new book about anti-gravity?
Well, I just can't seem to put it down.
The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.
(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding finances.)
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.