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There are 3 men: an American, a French and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane. The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty", the French says: "We are in France I touched the Eiffel Tower", the Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"
A German went to France for a holiday and here is the scene. French border staff asked, "Occupation?" The German replied, "No, no, no, just visiting."
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If Italy attacked France from the rear,.,.,.....,. . Would Greece help!
The Average French Car has 7 Gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back
Why did the united nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public? Because the french government was using the guillotine on new born babies for circumcision.
Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was in Sein.
did you know that French fries aren't from France? There cooked in Greece.
Are you Paris, 'Cause Eiffel for you
Where does a French cat live? -in Purr-is OR -in the Catacombs OR -in a chat-eau
French fries weren't originally cooked in France. They were cooked in Greece.
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Why is the Champs dElysees in Paris lined with trees? Because German soldiers like marching in the shade!
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris? Ape suzettes.
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites
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What do French ducks say? Quoi quoi.
Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
