A German went to France for a holiday and here is the scene. French border staff asked, "Occupation?" The German replied, "No, no, no, just visiting."
If Italy attacked France from the rear,.,.,.....,. . Would Greece help!
Why did the united nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public? Because the french government was using the guillotine on new born babies for circumcision.
The Average French Car has 7 Gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back
Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was in Sein.
did you know that French fries aren't from France? There cooked in Greece.
Where does a French cat live? -in Purr-is OR -in the Catacombs OR -in a chat-eau
Are you Paris, 'Cause Eiffel for you
French fries weren't originally cooked in France. They were cooked in Greece.
Why is the Champs dElysees in Paris lined with trees? Because German soldiers like marching in the shade!
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris? Ape suzettes.
What do French ducks say? Quoi quoi.
How many gears does a French tank have ?
1 Forward and 6 Reverse.
Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie!
I was in a bar in Italy, me and a hot chick got along, so I asked her for her number, I remembered that there was a pen in my pocket, but when I searched, it was nowhere to be found, I turned back then I saw Pessi running with it, shame on you Pessi for ruining my night! 😭
Do you know why in france there is a cheese named formage á ràpe?
Cuz the cheese got rapped
Why are the best used guns from France ? Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
Germany does backflip america What is happining France want a bagute?USSR Help
