Neutron

Neutron Jokes

So, a neutron went to a bar. He asked the bartender how much for a beer. The bartender said, "For you, no charge."

A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"

Two atoms are walking down the street, and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I’m positive!"