Neutron jokes

So, a neutron went to a bar. He asked the bartender how much for a beer. The bartender said, "For you, no charge."

A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"

Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?

My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).

Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.

An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."

What did the neutron say to the atom?

"Sandwiches, dude!"

Two atoms are walking down the street, and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I’m positive!"

Why did the electron leave the atom?

Because it had its ion someone else.

Why did the electron leave the atom?

Because it wanted to be Argon.

Why has nobody been on Neptune? Because the wind is so big. And why the wind's so big? Because Neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!"

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