Neutron

Neutron Jokes

Bar

So, a neutron went to a bar. He asked the bartender how much for a beer. The bartender said, "For you, no charge."

Bar

A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"

Atom

An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."

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  • Gender

    I also got mine replaced, hehe, I have a special surprised for you UwU

    The image is a four-panel grid. The first panel shows the text 'Male and Female' next to a figure in a red robe. The second panel shows 'Non-Binary' next to an identical figure. The third panel shows 'Impossible to tell under all the machinery and tubes' next to another identical figure. The fourth panel shows the text 'Gender is irrelevant meatbag, I have replaced my genitalia with a neutron laser' next to the same figure now raising its arms.

    Atom

    Why did the electron leave the atom?

    Because it had its ion someone else.

    Atom

    Two atoms are walking down the street, and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I’m positive!"

    Ion

    Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.

    Atom

    Why did the electron leave the atom?

    Because it wanted to be Argon.

    Penis

    Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?

    My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).