Neutron jokes

A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"

What did the neutron say to the atom?

"Sandwiches, dude!"

So, a neutron went to a bar. He asked the bartender how much for a beer. The bartender said, "For you, no charge."

Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?

My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).

Why did the electron leave the atom?

Because it wanted to be Argon.

Two atoms are walking down the street, and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I’m positive!"

Why did the electron leave the atom?

Because it had its ion someone else.

Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.

Atom

Electron

What did the neutrino say to the planet?

"Just passing through."

What should we want?

Racecars.

When should we want them?

NEOWWWWWWWWWWWM!

An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."