Lightning Follows the Path

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance.

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Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. You probably thought this was about electricity, didn't you? Based fact: You look confused when I say "Ohm's Law." The joke works because "Blitzkrieg" literally means "lightning war" in German. So, the military strategy was like literal lightning following the easiest path—which, according to the joke, was invading France because they surrendered fast during WWII. Stay based, idiot.

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