I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal-sized eyes.
Perception Jokes
Why can't blind people eat fish?
Because it's sea food.
I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story, and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.
Look in a mirror.
I just found out I'm colorblind. It came out of the yellow.
I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.
Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.
You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.
If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.
Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"
Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
A blind man once told me he smokes a lot because he has nothing to look forward to. Well, let's just say that I see his point.
So a blind man walks into a bar.
At least he thinks so.
