in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind
Cognition Jokes
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
What do you call a retarded fruit?
Mentally in-pear-ed.
What do you call a deer with good eyes?
Good ideas.
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?
What is the difference between men and women?
Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.
The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.
But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!
How do you spell "cognitive mess?"
J.O.E. B.I.D.E.N.
Not to brag, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.
Monkey: What ya doing?
Other monkey: Just you know, "hanging around."
Bad joke, right? I just can't think of something amazing. It's like my brain is "hanging."
If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week.
What do you call a retarded Catholic?
Asperges.
Maybe Leo actually isn’t stupid... maybe she just has bad luck with thinking!
You will remember reading this for the rest of your life.
What do you call a retard?
"Kahin."
If you're ever in need of a punching bag, just go to your local Alzheimer's unit.
They'll forget you were there in like three minutes.
Political correctness has gone too far! You have to say "cognitive decline" rather than "Alzheimer's ridden shitbag"!
Never mind if I told you, it would go straight through your head.
"Beast Boy Four"
