Cognition jokes
Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?
It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.
in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?
What do you call a retarded fruit?
Mentally in-pear-ed.
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
What do you call a deer with good eyes?
Good ideas.
The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.
But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!
What is the difference between men and women?
Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.
How do you spell "cognitive mess?"
J.O.E. B.I.D.E.N.
Not to brag, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.
Monkey: What ya doing?
Other monkey: Just you know, "hanging around."
Bad joke, right? I just can't think of something amazing. It's like my brain is "hanging."
If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week.
What do you call a retarded Catholic?
Asperges.
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Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's? Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's? Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's?
Maybe Leo actually isn’t stupid... maybe she just has bad luck with thinking!
You will remember reading this for the rest of your life.
What do you call a retard?
"Kahin."