Cognition jokes
Donald Trump is so smart he got to take a cognitive test 4 times.
And if you think that's impressive, wait until you hear how many times he got to retake first grade.
What do you call an autistic person who is a dumbass? A dumbism.
Q. What do you call a hooker in a vegetative state? A. A thot incapable of thought.
The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.
But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!
Maybe Leo actually isn’t stupid... maybe she just has bad luck with thinking!
Me when I’m trying to fall asleep:
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?
How do you spell "cognitive mess?"
J.O.E. B.I.D.E.N.
What do you call a retard?
"Kahin."
Q. What's the difference between an Alzheimer's patient and a tomato? A. A tomato isn't a vegetable.
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
What do you call a retarded fruit?
Mentally in-pear-ed.
Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's? Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's? Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's?
Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?
It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.
What do you call a retarded Catholic?
Asperges.
Not to brag, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.
You will remember reading this for the rest of your life.
Monkey: What ya doing?
Other monkey: Just you know, "hanging around."
Bad joke, right? I just can't think of something amazing. It's like my brain is "hanging."
What is the difference between men and women?
Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.
If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week.
If you're ever in need of a punching bag, just go to your local Alzheimer's unit.
They'll forget you were there in like three minutes.