What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying, "ten babies in one trashcan." Morbid humor would be saying, "one baby in ten trashcans."
I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.
Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.
Dark jokes are like a new day. Suicidal people don't get it.
Being an orphan isn't all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family-sized.
Don't criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes. So, when you criticize them, they won’t be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you’ll have their shoes.
I don’t like to make jokes around dwarfs Simply because they look up to me
I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself, "That's a little condescending."
The optimist think the glass is half full The pessimist think the glass is half empty The feminist think the glass is raping them
People complain we are over- populated. Well then if we committed suicide then why do they be sad. It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad peoples?
Sometimes, I think back on all the mistakes I've ever made.
Then I realize, "My daughter isn't THAT bad..."
Dark jokes are like clean water, not everyone gets it.
It's better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? Happiness never lasts forever.
I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started. She said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked. My dad said it all started with Adam and Eve, so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys, and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🤣
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
Sophia matched with a midget on Tinder. Midget: Hey! What’s up? Sophia: Well technically everything is, from your perspective!
My dad told me that his dreams were shattered a few years ago.
Then I asked him how many years ago.
He replied with, "When were you born?"
Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors? Because you can’t look up to them
a friend texts to another "hey", they reply, "What's up?". The first friend then replies with a simple answer, "the sky!", but the other friend intervenes and says, "no it's the ceiling!". To then the first friend finishes the greeting with, "unless you're homeless or six feet under."
My therapist said to try having a different outlook on life. I agree. I should have a different outlook on life. Preferably from underground.
A blind man once told me, he smokes a lot because he has nothing to look forward. Well, let just say that I see his point.
