Perspective

Perspective Jokes

Morbid humor

What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying, "ten babies in one trashcan." Morbid humor would be saying, "one baby in ten trashcans."

Sexual Relationship

I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.

Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.

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  • Day

    Dark jokes are like a new day. Suicidal people don't get it.

    Orphan

    Being an orphan isn't all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family-sized.

    Attitude

    "The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Jack Sparrow

    Mile

    Don't criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. So, when you criticize them, they won't be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you'll have their shoes.

    Suicide

    So, a man was on a ledge ready to kill himself because he got laid off at work and his girlfriend cheated on him. He was about to jump until he saw from a mountainside a little guy with no arms dancing around. So he thought, "Maybe my life ain't so bad." So he went to the mountainside. "Thank you," he said, "I was gonna jump off a bridge and kill myself until I saw you dancing, even though you have no arms. Dancing?" the armless man said bitterly, "My asshole itches and I can't scratch it."

    Life

    Don't worry if you think your life sucks. Just remember that people are arguing over the gender of a potato head.

    Dwarf

    I don’t like to make jokes around dwarfs.

    Simply because they look up to me.

    Dwarf

    I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself, "That's a little condescending."

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  • Monkey

    I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started. She said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked. My dad said it all started with Adam and Eve, so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys, and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🤣

    Feminist

    The optimist thinks the glass is half full. The pessimist thinks the glass is half empty. The feminist thinks the glass is raping them.

    Suicide

    People complain we are overpopulated.

    Well, then if we committed suicide, then why do they be sad? It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad people?

    Daughter

    Sometimes, I think back on all the mistakes I've ever made.

    Then I realize, "My daughter isn't THAT bad..."

    Depression

    It's better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? Happiness never lasts forever.

    Dark Humor

    What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?

    Both are sick and twisted.

    Midget

    Sophia matched with a midget on Tinder.

    Midget: Hey! What’s up?

    Sophia: Well technically everything is, from your perspective!

    Sky

    Why does the sky think it's so powerful?

    Because it's always looking down on us.