Two men were talking about their wives. The first man says, "My wife is an angel." The second man says, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Random person: "Just turn the page and start over."
Me: "I'm not sure if you're telling me to be gay or uhhhh die but both are good options."
All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.
It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure
My friend just got a new house. He told me to make myself at home, so I threw him out. I hate visitors.
My therapist told me, "Time to heal all wounds," so I shot him in the nuts.
Now we wait...
if someone calls you dirty minded just say
You are dirty minded as well if you understand what im saying
I don’t understand why Christians are so against body piercings didn’t Jesus have four
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students she was charged with Interpreting black police officer
what do u call a group of emo people?
"the suicide squad"
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