Ugly and Poor

This is a self-deprecating joke where the speaker implies that even if he had money, women would still find him unattractive. It turns the expectation around, because you would think money would make him more attractive. The punchline is that even money does not make him less ugly, and is now also considered poor.

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• I'm not saying I'm ugly... But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
• If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.
• If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.
• You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.