Braille Horror Story

Alright, listen up, you absolute buffoon. You're telling me you just read a Braille story, which means you can't see, right? You're reading with your fingers, ya dingus. And now you're saying you can feel something scary coming? Oh, honey, that's not the story, that's just the bumpy paper, ya goober. Maybe try reading a children's book next time. You need some serious help.