Recognition

Recognition jokes

Voice

I was setting a voice recognition password for my new phone, and a dog nearby barked and ran away. Now I'm still looking for that dog to unlock my phone.

Pride

Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?

Because pride is a bigger tragedy.

Song

I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?

Priest

How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.

Guy

Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?

He won the no-Bell prize.

NASA

If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?

Trash

That shit was trash. You can't handle me.

Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?

Sea

I waved to you before, but you never sea me because you're so washed up.

Pilot

Sully: Praised after landing in the Hudson River.

Garuda Indonesia 421:

Sully's co-pilot:

MVP

In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.

Rapper

Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?

Because good rappers always stand out!