Recognition jokes

I'm so depressed that when I smile, my Face ID doesn't recognize me.

I was setting a voice recognition password for my new phone, and a dog nearby barked and ran away. Now I'm still looking for that dog to unlock my phone.

Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?

Because pride is a bigger tragedy.

Sometimes my battery life has the same recognition as me :(

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.

I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?

The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.

Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?

He won the no-Bell prize.

How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?

His face was chiseled in a mountain.

If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?

I think my penis has facial recognition.

Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.

That shit was trash. You can't handle me.

Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?

I waved to you before, but you never sea me because you're so washed up.

Sully: Praised after landing in the Hudson River.

Garuda Indonesia 421:

Sully's co-pilot:

In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.

Did you hear about the guy who made knock-knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize.

What do you give the dentist of the year? A little plaque.

Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?

Because good rappers always stand out!