Recognition jokes
I'm so depressed that when I smile, my Face ID doesn't recognize me.
I was setting a voice recognition password for my new phone, and a dog nearby barked and ran away. Now I'm still looking for that dog to unlock my phone.
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
Sometimes my battery life has the same recognition as me :(
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?
The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.
Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?
He won the no-Bell prize.
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?
I think my penis has facial recognition.
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
That shit was trash. You can't handle me.
Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?
I waved to you before, but you never sea me because you're so washed up.
Sully: Praised after landing in the Hudson River.
Garuda Indonesia 421:
Sully's co-pilot:
In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.
Did you hear about the guy who made knock-knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize.
What do you give the dentist of the year? A little plaque.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!