Colorblind jokes

News

I just found out I'm colorblind. News came out of the purple.

Orphan

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.

Blind woman

A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone.

It’s either really terrible news or really great news.

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  • Birthday

    Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: Why? Friend: I'm color blind.