Colorblind jokes

I just found out I'm colorblind. News came out of the purple.

I just found out I'm colorblind. It came out of the yellow.

The doctor told me I'm color blind...

Me: That's out of the purple!

I think I'm colorblind. News came out of purple.

I just found out I'm colorblind!

The diagnosis came completely out of the orange!

Roses are black, violets are black.

I’m colorblind.

A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone.

It’s either really terrible news or really great news.

The happier they get, the less they see.

Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: Why? Friend: I'm color blind.

I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.

Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.