Colorblind jokes
I just found out I'm colorblind. News came out of the purple.
I just found out I'm colorblind. It came out of the yellow.
The doctor told me I'm color blind...
Me: That's out of the purple!
I think I'm colorblind. News came out of purple.
I just found out I'm colorblind!
The diagnosis came completely out of the orange!
Roses are black, violets are black.
I’m colorblind.
Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: Why? Friend: I'm color blind.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
The happier they get, the less they see.