The Legless Kid's Race Win

This is a dark joke that relies on a twisted logic. The kid thinks he won because everyone else is gone, implying they left because they finished the race far ahead of him. It's funny because of the unexpected and somewhat morbid twist on a typical race outcome.

• Race
• Kid
• Disabled
• Legs
• Absence
• Perception

• Why did the disabled kid cross the road? (Why?) He can't.
• Why did the wheels not move on his wheelchair? Because he had no legs.
• When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
• What do you call a kid with no arms or legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.