The Legless Kid's Race Win

This is a dark joke that relies on a twisted logic. The kid thinks he won because everyone else is gone, implying they left because they finished the race far ahead of him. It's funny because of the unexpected and somewhat morbid twist on a typical race outcome.

• Race
• Kid
• Disabled
• Legs
• Absence
• Perception

• When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
• What do you call a kid with no arms or legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
• Why do pedophiles never win a race? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
• Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied? He couldn’t stand up for himself.