Braille jokes

DO Not Touch - the worst thing you can read in Braille.

Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.

I was with my blind friend, and he's telling me, "Yeah, I can read braille." So I hand him a Lego brick and ask him to read it. Apparently, Lego has been hiding a dark secret from us for years; as all their bricks read, "Screw you, asshole."

I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story, and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.

you.

I am reading a horror book in braille.

Something bad is going to happen. I CAN FEEL IT!

What did the blind kid say after touching the emo kid’s hand?

“I ain’t reading all that.”

Why aren't blind people in Brazil?

Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄

How does a blind person wipe their ass?

With braille toilet paper.

A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."

I have no idea how he knew.

Stop.

What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?

"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."

Why did the kid who was blind, in jail, need light to see? He didn't, he needed to braille his way out.

Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.

And she leaves you on felt.

You walk inside a building, then you see a blind German, then you call him his name.

Answer: Nazi.

Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?

I would too if my name was Braille.

What do you call a blind author?

A Braille writer.