Braille jokes
DO Not Touch - the worst thing you can read in Braille.
Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.
What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?
"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."
How do you keep a blind person entertained? Give them a piece of sandpaper and tell them it’s a word.
Stop.
Amazing idea
What did the blind kid say after touching the emo kid’s hand?
“I ain’t reading all that.”
How does a blind person wipe their ass?
With braille toilet paper.
What do you call a blind author?
A Braille writer.
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
I would too if my name was Braille.
You walk inside a building, then you see a blind German, then you call him his name.
Answer: Nazi.
A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."
I have no idea how he knew.
A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"
Why did the kid who was blind, in jail, need light to see? He didn't, he needed to braille his way out.
Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.
And she leaves you on felt.
I am reading a horror book in braille.
Something bad is going to happen. I CAN FEEL IT!
I was with my blind friend, and he's telling me, "Yeah, I can read braille." So I hand him a Lego brick and ask him to read it. Apparently, Lego has been hiding a dark secret from us for years; as all their bricks read, "Screw you, asshole."
you.
I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story, and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.