I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.
Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through something so small?"
just cause I have a big penis doesn't mean I cant have sex
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world? Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
How can you tell Donald Trump is old and demented?
He can't distinguish between tanned people and cockroaches!
What is the worst thing about dating a blind woman? Getting her husband‘s voice just right
There is a lot of difference between a man and woman saying,
"I went through a whole box of Tissues watching that movie"
Christopher's Mom said, "One man's trash is another man's treasure."
Turns out Christopher was adopted.
A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone. It’s either terrible news or great news.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid? Reality.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
Im autistic myself so dont go crying in my comment section.
Kid: Mum, how do you know someone is drunk?
Mum: See the four birds over there?
Kid: Huh, wait a minute.
Mum: A drunk person would see eight.
Kid: Mum, but there is only two.
A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone that knows you.
No one has the right to look down on others unless you're perfect, and looking down on others is not perfect either.
It's just true.
This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision. );
Girlfriend: "Would you still love me if I was a figment of your imagination?"
My schizophrenic ass: Of course I would.
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.
