Oven jokes

What did the rapper say to his microwave?

"Yo, heat it up, fam!"

One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother's face through the oven window as we played hide and seek, and she said: "You're getting warmer!"

Why did the rapper open a bakery?

Because he wanted to make dough from his beats.

Why do brides wear white?

So they match the kitchen appliances.

Someone asked me, "How would you like your steak cooked?"

I said, "On a stove!"

What's small, brown and crispy?

A baby in an oven.

Wanna know what my favorite feeling is? Warmth. Fuck, I left the oven on!

What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?

THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)

Once, there were two cupcakes in the furnace. One cupcake said, "It's kinda hot in here." The other one said, "Hah, a talking cupcake!"

The other day this duck came by the gas station. He asked the cashier, "Do you have any duck food here?"

The cashier said, "Hell naw, I got no damn duck food. This the gas station, not no damn swamp, and I ain't ya mama."

Then the duck asked him two more times, and then the cashier said, "For the last time, no, I don't have any duck food here for you, ok? If you ask me again, I will put you in the oven and deep-fry you like Kentucky Fried Chicken."

I'll pat-your-breasts, pat-your-breasts, cos I'm a baker's man, and you bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I'll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", and then put you in the oven for the bitch and me!

Where did the cake sleep on the stove?

In a pan.

How do you clean ash off a stove with chemicals?

Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?

A. His mom threw an oven at him.

How do rappers like their pizza?

With extra bars and dough!

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Man, it's hot in here!"

The other muffin says, "OH MY GOSH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!"

You work at Papa's Pizzeria, ok?

Boss: You're fired!

Me: Ok?

Worker: Why are you fired?

Me: Oh, you wanna know...

*shows him the oven with my pizza*

Me: I left my pizza in the oven, that bitch burnt as fuck!!

Worker: OH SHIT!!

Boss: Did you say pizza?

Me: I sure did!

*shows boss pizza in oven*

Me: This hoe black as fuck!

Boss: I fired you because I can't stop looking at your ass, not this why?

Is your oven running?

Then you better go catch it!

Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.

Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!

What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.