Oven jokes
- I think you're EGGcellent.
+ Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you're a EGGxtraordinary comedian.
- Really? Are you done yet?.
+ Are you kidding? I have a DOZEN of them.
What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?
One of them won’t clean the oven.
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
Wood fired pizza?
How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
Please drop a like.
I want to be like pizza so I can get cut into 8 pieces.
Q. What did Hitler give his niece for her birthday?
A. An easy bake oven.
What's the difference between putting a baby and a pizza in an oven?
The pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?
Pizza won't cut itself.
Is your oven running?
Then you better go catch it!
What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.
Why was an oven so smart?
It had 70 degrees.
Nobody really liked our fireplace.
So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.
I only cut to find out if I'm real or cake.
Someone asked me, "How would you like your steak cooked?"
I said, "On a stove!"
Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?
You work at Papa's Pizzeria, ok?
Boss: You're fired!
Me: Ok?
Worker: Why are you fired?
Me: Oh, you wanna know...
*shows him the oven with my pizza*
Me: I left my pizza in the oven, that bitch burnt as fuck!!
Worker: OH SHIT!!
Boss: Did you say pizza?
Me: I sure did!
*shows boss pizza in oven*
Me: This hoe black as fuck!
Boss: I fired you because I can't stop looking at your ass, not this why?
Two women, Jane and Emma, are in the afterlife waiting for judgement.
Emma turns to Jane and says, "I'm just curious, but how did you die?"
Jane replies with, "I burnt to death."
Emma, shocked, responds with, "That sounds horrible! What was it like?"
Jane answers with, "It first felt really hot and painful, but then I felt nothing. How did you die?"
Emma replies with, "Well, I believed my husband was cheating on me. I decided to leave work early one day to make sure he was loyal. I found him on the phone with his mother. I thought he was hiding something from me so I ran to the bedroom and found nothing. Then I sprinted to the kitchen and didn't find anything. I then jolted outside to the backyard and just found that he hadn't cleaned the pool. I was so tired from running that I fell over into the pool and drowned."
Jane retorts with, "Well if you checked the oven neither of us would be here right now."
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Man, it's hot in here!"
The other muffin says, "OH MY GOSH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!"
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.