What type of cake can orphans not have
Home made
What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets?🍪
Ooh,snicker doodles.
What's red and bubbly and scratches at the microwave glass? A baby in the microwave
What is red and cries and spins around and around? - A baby in a microwave.
Nobody really liked our fireplace. So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why but now everyone likes our fireplace.
What do Mexicans cut there pizza with .a. Littlel Caesars
What's the difference between putting a baby and a pizza in an oven? The pizza doesn't scream in the oven
What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
140 calories
How do you fix a broken pizza with tomato paste
Do you ever consider during the cremation, that the meat is well done?
how do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
the wheel chair rises to the top
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't knows to cook Pizza?
Domi-don't-knows....
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person. So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.
I want to be like pizza so i can get cut into 8 pieces
Why can't Orphans bake? The don't have milk
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian and I know how to BAKEon breakfast
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy
How do you make Alabama cookies? Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
When you put the chicken in the oven and it goes down and the oven explodes oven and smoke and everything is fire and on fire and flies to the grass and all goes back
