Oven jokes
Wood fired pizza?
How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough from his beats.
How do you clean ash off a stove with chemicals?
- I think you're EGGcellent.
+ Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you're a EGGxtraordinary comedian.
- Really? Are you done yet?.
+ Are you kidding? I have a DOZEN of them.
You work at Papa's Pizzeria, ok?
Boss: You're fired!
Me: Ok?
Worker: Why are you fired?
Me: Oh, you wanna know...
*shows him the oven with my pizza*
Me: I left my pizza in the oven, that bitch burnt as fuck!!
Worker: OH SHIT!!
Boss: Did you say pizza?
Me: I sure did!
*shows boss pizza in oven*
Me: This hoe black as fuck!
Boss: I fired you because I can't stop looking at your ass, not this why?
Q. What did Hitler give his niece for her birthday?
A. An easy bake oven.
I only cut to find out if I'm real or cake.
What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?
The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.
Wanna know what my favorite feeling is? Warmth. Fuck, I left the oven on!
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Quinn pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his whopper 🍆🍔.
One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother's face through the oven window as we played hide and seek, and she said: "You're getting warmer!"
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?
Pizza won't cut itself.
Why do they call it oven, when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.
I want to be like pizza so I can get cut into 8 pieces.
Nobody really liked our fireplace.
So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.
Someone asked me, "How would you like your steak cooked?"
I said, "On a stove!"
Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?
Why was an oven so smart?
It had 70 degrees.