I'll pat-your-breasts, pat-your-breasts, cos I'm a baker's man, and you bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I'll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", and then put you in the oven for the bitch and me!
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Listen up, buttercup. This dude's a baker, right? But he ain't baking bread. He's using some NSFW baking metaphors. You probably think sourdough is a new tech company.