Steak Order

Someone asked me, "How would you like your steak cooked?"

I said, "On a stove!"

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen here, dummy. The joke is that the dude asked how the person wanted their steak cooked (like rare, medium, well-done), and the person responded with "on a stove" instead of a steak cooking style.

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