Kitchen Appliance jokes
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
What’s red and green and goes 100 miles per hour?
A frog in a blender.
Why was an oven so smart?
It had 70 degrees.
What's green then red all over?
A frog in a blender! :)
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
Why do you put a baby into a blender feet first?
So you can see the look on its face...
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
Leprechauns are stupid. No joke.
Are you a toaster?
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
What's white, red, and screams a lot?
A baby in a blender.
What did the toaster say to the toast?
"I want you inside me."
What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
How do you get a baby into a small bowl?
A blender.
How do you get it out? Tostito chips.
What's red, green, and goes 90 miles an hour?
A frog in a blender.
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?”
The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”
What is the difference between a puppy and a fork?
I don’t microwave forks.