Kitchen Appliance jokes
The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.
What's green then red all over and goes 100mph?
A frog in a blender.
What's red and green and goes 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender.
The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.
What is red and white and goes 200 mph?
A baby in a blender.
Memes
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What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
What's red, green, and goes 90 miles an hour?
A frog in a blender.
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.
What is red and very rare?
A child in a blender.
Say "toast" three times. Spell "toast" three times. What do you put in a toaster? The answer?
What's white, red, and screams a lot?
A baby in a blender.
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Man, it's hot in here!"
The other muffin says, "OH MY GOSH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!"
How do you get a baby into a small bowl?
A blender.
How do you get it out? Tostito chips.
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
How did you get Sally into a blender?
- Without much resistance.
How do you get Sally out of a blender?
- Tortilla chips.
What’s red and goes 100 miles per hour?
Babies in a blender.
Fun fact: Toasters were originally called tanning breads!
Why do you put a baby into a blender feet first?
So you can see the look on its face...
What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."