Kitchen Appliance

Kitchen Appliance Jokes

Frog

What's red and green and goes 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender.

Frog

What's green then red all over and goes 100mph?

A frog in a blender.

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  • Toaster

    The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.

    Frog

    What's red, green, and goes 90 miles an hour?

    A frog in a blender.

    Mayonnaise

    What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.

    Toaster

    Say "toast" three times. Spell "toast" three times. What do you put in a toaster? The answer?

    Muffin

    Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Man, it's hot in here!"

    The other muffin says, "OH MY GOSH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!"

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  • Baby

    How do you get a baby into a small bowl?

    A blender.

    How do you get it out? Tostito chips.

    Blender

    How did you get Sally into a blender?

    - Without much resistance.

    How do you get Sally out of a blender?

    - Tortilla chips.

    Baby

    Why do you put a baby into a blender feet first?

    So you can see the look on its face...

    Smoothie

    What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!