Kitchen Appliance jokes
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
Is your oven running?
Then you better go catch it!
What's green, red, and spins at 4000rpm?
A frog in a blender.
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool?
A blender.
How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.
the side chick (4 slots is more fun than one)
Don't turn the toaster sideways, worst mistake of my life.
What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅
I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.
Microwave.
What is red and green and goes 100 miles per hour?
A frog in a blender.
How do you put a baby in the blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get it out? Tortilla chip.
What's the best way to get ten babies in a bowl? A blender. What's the best way to get them out? A blender.
The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.
There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?”
The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”
How did you get Sally into a blender?
- Without much resistance.
How do you get Sally out of a blender?
- Tortilla chips.
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
What’s red and goes 100 miles per hour?
Babies in a blender.
What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?
A frog in a blender.
What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing. It's an egg joke.