Duck Food

The other day this duck came by the gas station. He asked the cashier, "Do you have any duck food here?"

The cashier said, "Hell naw, I got no damn duck food. This the gas station, not no damn swamp, and I ain't ya mama."

Then the duck asked him two more times, and then the cashier said, "For the last time, no, I don't have any duck food here for you, ok? If you ask me again, I will put you in the oven and deep-fry you like Kentucky Fried Chicken."

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Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This ain't rocket science. A duck waddles into a gas station asking for duck food. The cashier, probably already having a bad day, loses it and threatens to cook the duck like KFC. It's funny because it's unexpected and ridiculous, kind of like you trying to understand quantum physics, which you can't, because you're you.

Comments (2)

Neyo Cunningham.

4 years ago

Duck jokes

englishcm

2 years ago

All that wasted time u writing it and me reading it 👎