Heat jokes
Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees.
Wow, Heaven's a lot hotter than I thought it'd be.
Ah yes, cremation. My last chance of having a smokin' hot body.
Why was the stadium so hot?
Because all the fans left!
Give a man a match, he'll be warm for a while. But set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
What do you get after a leper has a hot bath? ... Porridge.
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked?
"Stop it! It hertz so much!"
The little camel asks his mother: "Mum, why do we have these big humps?"
"Because in these humps there is some water, and in the hot desert we can drink."
"And Mum, why do we have this large fur?"
"Because the desert at night is so cold, and then we don’t feel cold."
"And Mum, why do we got these big hoofs?"
"Because the desert sand is hot, and the hoofs save us from the hot sand."
"But Mum, what the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?"
School was fun, but it was hard, almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.
Cremation:
My last hope for a smoking hot body.
Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake, but it ended up fulfilling the 5-year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.
I don't like marriage. It's just like soup, as soon as you're done spooning it, it all cools off.
Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.
Why did the little girl's ice cream melt?
She was on fire.
Why didn't the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
Give a man a match, and he's warm for a few minutes. Set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
When you look at the sun, it's like looking at me.