Why doesn't the Sun go to college? -- Because it has a million degrees.
ah yes, cremation. My last chance of having a smokin' hot body.
Why was the stadium so hot? Because all the fans left!
Give a man a match he'll be warm for a while but set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
what do you get after a leper has a hot bath.... porridge.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked?
"Stop it! It hertz so much!"
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling
The little camel asks his mother: Mum why do we have these big humps? Because in these hump there is some water and in the hot desert we can drink. And mum. Why do we have this large fur? Because the dessert at night is so cold and then we don’t feel cold. And mum. Why do we got these big hoofs. Because the desert the sand is hot and the hoofs save us from the hot sand. But mum. What the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?
School was fun but it was hard almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.
Cremation: My last hope for a smoking hot body.
Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake but it ended up fulfilling the 5 year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.
I don't like marriage, it's just like soup, as soon as your done spooning it all cools off
why was it so hot in a square room? because all the corners are 90 degrees
Why did the little girl's ice cream melt?
She was on fire.
Why didn't the sun go to college? Because it already had a million degrees!
When you look at the sun, its like looking at me
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS
your breath is so hot it mad the chicgo fire.
A : Whats the similarity between your girlfriend and the Sun?
B : They're both hot?
A : They're both massive.
Little boy asked his dad why was he was born black. Father replied, so the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin. Then he asks why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire. So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you. Then what are we doing living in Rochdale. (England)
