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Burnt Pizza

    • You work at Papa's Pizzeria, ok?

    Boss: You're fired!

    Me: Ok?

    Worker: Why are you fired?

    Me: Oh, you wanna know...

    *shows him the oven with my pizza*

    Me: I left my pizza in the oven, that bitch burnt as fuck!!

    Worker: OH SHIT!!

    Boss: Did you say pizza?

    Me: I sure did!

    *shows boss pizza in oven*

    Me: This hoe black as fuck!

    Boss: I fired you because I can't stop looking at your ass, not this why?

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    • Explanation

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    Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a person who works at Papa's Pizzeria and burns a pizza so badly that it's "black as fuck." The boss says he fired the person for looking at their ass, but in reality, the pizza got burnt to a crisp. Now, you probably relate because you burn toast all the time and blame the toaster.

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