Beethoven jokes
What is Beethoven doing now?
Decomposing.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Bananana!
What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?
THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."
What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?
Beets.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A Ba-na-na-na! (To the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)
Why did Beethoven have trouble finding a music teacher? Because his teacher was Haydn.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
They were always saying "Bach, Bach, Bach". And his cows preferred Moo-zak.
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
Beethoven to Chris Doemges: "What instrument do you play outside in the Arctic at -12 degrees Celsius?"
Doemges: "Probably the shiver..."
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
Question: What's brown and sitting on the piano bench?
Answer: Beethoven's last movement.
What was Beethoven called when he only ate beef?
Beefthoven!
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
What is Beethoven doing right now?
Nothing, because he is dead.
Who is Barry B. Benson’s favorite classical composer?
Bee-thoven.
What made his beats so bad?
His name.
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