Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? – All they said was, “Bach, Bach, Bach…”

What is beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba na na na

What is Beethoven doing now?

Decomposing.

What is Beethoven doing right now? Nothing, because he is dead.

Why did Beethoven have trouble finding a music teacher? – Because his teacher was Haydn.

Who is Barry B. Benson’s favorite classical composer?

Bee-thoven

What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit? – Bananana!

What was Beethoven called when he only ate beef?

Beefthoven!

what is Beethoven’s favourite vehicle

a van

What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit?

A Ba-na-na-na (To the tune of Beethoven’s 5th symphony)

Question: What’s brown and sitting on the piano bench?

Answer: Beethoven’s last movement

Why do Beethoven’s music sound like hell sometimes?

BECAUSE HE DOESN’T LISTEN TO IT!