What is Beethoven doing now?
Decomposing.
What is Beethoven doing now?
Decomposing.
Why did Beethoven have trouble finding a music teacher? Because his teacher was Haydn.
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
What is Beethoven doing right now? Nothing, because he is dead.
what is Beethoven's favourite vehicle
a van
Why do Beethoven's music sound like hell sometimes?
BECAUSE HE DOESN'T LISTEN TO IT!