Beethoven jokes
What is Beethoven doing now?
Decomposing.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Bananana!
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
They were always saying "Bach, Bach, Bach". And his cows preferred Moo-zak.
Why did Beethoven have trouble finding a music teacher? Because his teacher was Haydn.
What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?
THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A Ba-na-na-na! (To the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?
Beets.
What made his beats so bad?
His name.
What is Beethoven doing right now?
Nothing, because he is dead.
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
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What was Beethoven called when he only ate beef? Beefthoven!
Question: What's brown and sitting on the piano bench?
Answer: Beethoven's last movement.
Who is Barry B. Benson’s favorite classical composer?
Bee-thoven.
Beethoven to Chris Doemges: "What instrument do you play outside in the Arctic at -12 degrees Celsius?"
Doemges: "Probably the shiver..."
Why does Beethoven's music sound like hell sometimes?
Because he doesn't listen to it!