Beethoven

Beethoven Jokes

Chicken

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."

Fruit

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

A Ba-na-na-na! (To the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)

Chicken

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

They were always saying "Bach, Bach, Bach". And his cows preferred Moo-zak.

Oven

What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?

THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)

Afterlife

Beethoven composed his whole life.

What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.

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Piano

Question: What's brown and sitting on the piano bench?

Answer: Beethoven's last movement.

Music

Why does Beethoven's music sound like hell sometimes?

Because he doesn't listen to it!