Beethoven jokes
What is Beethoven doing now?
Decomposing.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
They were always saying "Bach, Bach, Bach". And his cows preferred Moo-zak.
Why did Beethoven have trouble finding a music teacher? Because his teacher was Haydn.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
What made his beats so bad?
His name.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A Ba-na-na-na! (To the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Bananana!
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What is Beethoven doing right now?
Nothing, because he is dead.
What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?
THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)
What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?
Beets.
What was Beethoven called when he only ate beef? Beefthoven!
Cock.
Who is Barry B. Benson’s favorite classical composer?
Bee-thoven.
Why does Beethoven's music sound like hell sometimes?
Because he doesn't listen to it!
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
Question: What's brown and sitting on the piano bench?
Answer: Beethoven's last movement.