Oven

Oven jokes

Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?

Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

What is red and cries and spins around and around?

- A baby in a microwave.

What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?

“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”

Instead of the line, "This girl's on fire," my friend can relate to, "The baby in the oven's on fire, and I need to take it the f*ck out!"

Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?

A. His mom threw an oven at him.

Just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.