Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra BARS and DOUGH
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?
The black Jew sits in the back of the oven
What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?
One of them won’t clean the oven.
I only cut to find out if I'm real or cake.
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
What is red and cries and spins around and around?
- A baby in a microwave.
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, HEAT IT UP, fam"
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make DOUGH from his BEATS
What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?
“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
Instead of the line, "This girl's on fire," my friend can relate to, "The baby in the oven's on fire, and I need to take it the f*ck out!"
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
What do you call meat in an oven? Africa
What is a oven that you don’t own : nacho oven
Q. Why did the boy fall of his bike
A.his mom through a oven at him
When is a rapist safe around children?
When his plans are oven ready.
1 like = 1 kid in my oven. I'm trying to get followers and comments, please.
1 like = 1 more child in my fryer.
Just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap
