Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
Alright listen up, nimrod. The bully is makin' fun of the short person, sayin' they're so tiny they can use a potato chip like a hang glider. Then, the short person fires back, insultin' the bully by comparin' them to a giraffe fresh outta the oven – meanin' they're tall and probably burnt. You probably look like that giraffe too.