Baking jokes
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade cookies.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?
A baked potato.
Did you hear about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.
No matter how much I love cake...
I would never dessert you.
I only cut to find out if I'm real or cake.
Note to self.
When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".
Google "cream pie recipes".
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.
I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it.
Q. What did Hitler give his niece for her birthday?
A. An easy bake oven.
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic. You make 'em, we bake 'em.
What does a queen want on her cookie?
Royal Icing.
Two baked beans traveled around Australia.
They both ended up in Cairns.
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
What's the difference between cake and pie?
πr2, cakes are round.
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).