Baking

Baking Jokes

Baby

What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato?

About 140 calories.

Boy

A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”

Note

Note to self.

When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".

Google "cream pie recipes".

Bacon

Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

Hitler

What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.

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  • Hitler

    Q. What did Hitler give his niece for her birthday?

    A. An easy bake oven.

    Bean

    Two baked beans traveled around Australia.

    They both ended up in Cairns.

    Cake

    What's the difference between cake and pie?

    πr2, cakes are round.

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