What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?

About 140 calories.

A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”

what do you call a retard smoking weed? a baked potato

What do you call a couple mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.

what a skeleton baked for the other skeleton . a pa_pıe_rus.

Papa John’s pizzeria and abortion clinic, You make 'em we bake 'em

Note to self.

When baking for the holidays don’t Google creampies.

Google cream pie recipes.

What do you call it when hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes

What did hitler get for his 6th birth day???

A KEWsy burger and an easy bake oven

These are bee puns.🐝

I BEElive you are eager to hear!🐝 I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid… Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!

what type of flour do orphans use to bake with…? SELF RAISING FLOUR!

The bakery I worked at got robbed, they demanded the dough, aparently it couldn’t be baked first.

Q. What did Hitler give he’s niece for her birthday A. An easy bake oven

What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising)

There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?” The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”

A boy walks into the bedroom and sees mom and dad having sex. The boy says,“What are you doing?” "Baking a cake." The next day he walked up to his mom doing dishes. “Remember when you were making a cake? I LICKED UP ALL THE FROSTING.”

I was baking a cake when I saw some egg shell in the mix. I said “you’ve got to be yolking me”

What do you call High Mexicans Baked beans ;)

What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?

A baked potato.

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