Difference

Bubbles

What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?

About 140 calories.

Minutes

Nathan Claunch

A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”

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John

no name

Papa John’s pizzeria and abortion clinic, You make 'em we bake 'em

Cream

CHUCK

Note to self.

When baking for the holidays don’t Google creampies.

Google cream pie recipes.

Orphan

Anonymous

What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising)

Bush

Mike

What do you call a couple mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.

Smoking

Anonymous

what do you call a retard smoking weed? a baked potato

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Oven

Wheelchair69

What do you call it when hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes

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Oven

tiny Hitler

Q. What did Hitler give he’s niece for her birthday A. An easy bake oven

Skeleton

so sorry

what a skeleton baked for the other skeleton . a pa_pıe_rus.

Smoking

Popcorb

What do you call Mexican that smokes weed.a Baked bean

Puns

Alicia Yu

These are bee puns.🐝

I BEElive you are eager to hear!🐝 I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid… Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!

Orphan

Anonymous

what type of flour do orphans use to bake with…? SELF RAISING FLOUR!

Burger

Anonymous

What did hitler get for his 6th birth day???

A KEWsy burger and an easy bake oven

Puns

Anonymous

The bakery I worked at got robbed, they demanded the dough, aparently it couldn’t be baked first.

Watch

barik

What is the best way to make a leaf. Go down back around and stir up a tree. Make it spin watch again. Oven baking ding we’re done!

Hotness

Overwatch_Gamer321

There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?” The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”

Name

Nivedh jha

Die you potato I baked you a pie Oh boy which flavour Pie Pie Pie Pie Dad I’m hungry Hi hungry I’m dad Why did you name this way Why Why Why

Cake

Awooga

A boy walks into the bedroom and sees mom and dad having sex. The boy says,“What are you doing?” "Baking a cake." The next day he walked up to his mom doing dishes. “Remember when you were making a cake? I LICKED UP ALL THE FROSTING.”

Cake

Anonymous

I was baking a cake when I saw some egg shell in the mix. I said “you’ve got to be yolking me”

High

Me @

What do you call High Mexicans Baked beans ;)

Smoking

Anonymous

What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?

A baked potato.

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