Baking jokes
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade cookies.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
Two muffins are in an oven.
One says, "Man, it is hot in here!"
The other one says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"
What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
Die you potato.
I baked you a pie.
Oh boy, which flavor?
Pie Pie Pie Pie.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Why did you name this way?
Why Why Why?
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
Life is like a raisin cookie you expected to be chocolate.
Disappointing.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
What is the fastest cake in the world?
Scone.
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
Pineapple turnover.
What is the best way to make a leaf?
Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!
A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
I knead bread.
What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.
A pa_pıe_rus.
Chuck Norris can make 5 minute frosting in 4 minutes.