Otherness jokes
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!
Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light?
A: Stop looking, I’m changing!
Memes
OTHER CAT
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?
What did the Turkey say to the other Turkey?
"They forgot the stuffing!"
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
What is the other word for an orphan?
Paren't.
What did one nut say to the other?
“Cashew later.”
What did one nut say to the other nut when it was chasing it?
“I’m gonna cashew!”