Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light?
A: Stop looking, I’m changing!
Otherness Jokes
What did one nut say to the other?
“Cashew later.”
My grief counselor died the other day.
He was so good at his job, I don't even care.
The other day my girlfriend asked me to hand her the red lipstick, so I handed her the dog.
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
What’s a foot on one end, a foot on the other end, and a foot in the middle?
A meter stick.
My friend nearly drowned in her bowl of muesli the other day. She was pulled in by a strong "currant."
In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?
I went out to buy some camouflage shirts the other day. Couldn't find any.
What did one bee say to the other bee?
"I love you, honey!"
What did one ghost say to the other?
"Get a life!"
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
What did the cow say to the other cow?
Moo you fine.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. It just "waved!"
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side.
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
In life, some people have it harder than others.
That's why Viagra exists.
How did the Emo ask the other Emo out?
"Wanna hang together?"
It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID.
None of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently.
It takes a lot of trust for two cannibals to gluck gluck each other. You never know when it's goodbye willy.
