Otherness jokes

I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.

But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"

The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.

One was just a plane tortilla.

The other one was also just a plane tortilla.

And the third one went to the wrong address.

I was sitting in traffic the other day.

Probably why I got run over.

Why did the rapper cross the road?

To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side.

It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID.

None of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently.

What did one twin say to the other?

"Watch out for the plane!"

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

One is a superhero, and the other is a simple command.

I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day.

It was impossible to put down.

What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?

One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.

Someone handed me a knife the other day and told me that it was very smart.

I made sure it didn't outsmart me.

What's the difference between a baby and a Dorito?

One is a tasty snack, the other is a Dorito.

A baby is like another step. You use it just the same as the other steps.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing. It just "waved!"

A dog talks to another dog and says,

"Wow, you're a hot dog!"

Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."

Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?

A: I like ya cut, G.

Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)

Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.

What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road?...

To get to the other side.

Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?

They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.