Otherness jokes
What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?
One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side.
How did the Emo ask the other Emo out?
"Wanna hang together?"
It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID.
None of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently.
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.
You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.
I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.
But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7's and 8's.
Why is hand holding a couple thing? Because they touch each other's genitals anyway.
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
What did the Turkey say to the other Turkey?
"They forgot the stuffing!"
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.