Otherness jokes
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
Memes
What did one nut say to the other nut? "The guy in the middle's a dick!"
Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light?
A: Stop looking, I’m changing!
What did one nut say to the other?
“Cashew later.”
My grief counselor died the other day.
He was so good at his job, I don't even care.
The other day my girlfriend asked me to hand her the red lipstick, so I handed her the dog.
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
What’s a foot on one end, a foot on the other end, and a foot in the middle?
A meter stick.
My friend nearly drowned in her bowl of muesli the other day. She was pulled in by a strong "currant."
In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?
I went out to buy some camouflage shirts the other day. Couldn't find any.
What did one bee say to the other bee?
"I love you, honey!"
What did one ghost say to the other?
"Get a life!"
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
What did the cow say to the other cow?
Moo you fine.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. It just "waved!"