Otherness jokes
In life, some people have it harder than others.
That's why Viagra exists.
It takes a lot of trust for two cannibals to gluck gluck each other. You never know when it's goodbye willy.
How did the Emo ask the other Emo out?
"Wanna hang together?"
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side.
It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID.
None of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently.
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7's and 8's.
Why is hand holding a couple thing? Because they touch each other's genitals anyway.
A baby is like another step. You use it just the same as the other steps.
Someone handed me a knife the other day and told me that it was very smart.
I made sure it didn't outsmart me.
What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
Your looking sharp!
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. It just "waved!"
A dog talks to another dog and says,
"Wow, you're a hot dog!"
What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?
One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
One is a superhero, and the other is a simple command.
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day.
It was impossible to put down.
You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.
I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.
But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"