Iron Man jokes

Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?

A) Robert Drowney Jr.

If Iron Man and Quicksilver teamed up,

They would be alloys.

Actually, Iron Man is female.

If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!

I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.

What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

What do you call a Black Iron Man?

Robert Browny Jr.

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

One is a superhero, and the other is a simple command.

Iron Man: Where are you from?

Thor: Asgard.

Iron Man: Do you mean ass guard?

What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?

"We are in the endgame now!"

To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.

Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.

Iron Man dies.

What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.

In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."

I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked.

"I'm a Paralympian," he replied.

"Boxing?"

"No, ... hurdles."

It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.

I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times. 😏