Iron Man

Iron Man jokes

Team

If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!

Difference

I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.

What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

Difference

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

One is a superhero, and the other is a simple command.

Asgard

Iron Man: Where are you from?

Thor: Asgard.

Iron Man: Do you mean ass guard?

Guy

To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.