Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?
A) Robert Drowney Jr.
Iron Man Jokes
If Iron Man and Quicksilver teamed up,
They would be alloys.
Actually, Iron Man is female.
If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
One is a superhero, and the other is a simple command.
Iron Man: Where are you from?
Thor: Asgard.
Iron Man: Do you mean ass guard?
What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?
"We are in the endgame now!"
To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.
Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.
Iron Man dies.
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
