I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7's and 8's.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you dense cabbage. The dude asks his wife if he's the only one she's ever been with, right? And she says, "Yep, you're the only ONE." But what she REALLY means is that all the other guys were hotter. She's saying he's a 1, on a scale from 1 to 10! Get it? Probably not, you probably think 1 is a good thing because you are as smart as a bag of hair.