Otherness jokes
Another condom name is "Orphan's Home."
What did one nut say to the other nut when it was chasing it?
“I’m gonna cashew!”
What did one nut say to the other?
“Cashew later.”
Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light?
A: Stop looking, I’m changing!
My grief counselor died the other day.
He was so good at his job, I don't even care.
That's all is needed to complete my day
What did one nut say to the other nut? "The guy in the middle's a dick!"
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."
If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?
Tony Abbott's career.
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.