Otherness jokes
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
What is the other word for an orphan?
Paren't.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
What did the Turkey say to the other Turkey?
"They forgot the stuffing!"
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
Memes
That's all is needed to complete my day
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light?
A: Stop looking, I’m changing!
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
What did the traffic light say to the other?
🚦🚥🚦 Stop looking, I'm changing!
What did one plane say to the other? "Let's fly!"
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?
Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!
What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?
One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates.
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”