Otherness jokes
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light?
A: Stop looking, I’m changing!
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?
One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
That's all is needed to complete my day
What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?
Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
What did one plane say to the other? "Let's fly!"
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
What did the traffic light say to the other?
🚦🚥🚦 Stop looking, I'm changing!
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
A dog talks to another dog and says,
"Wow, you're a hot dog!"
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. It just "waved!"
What did one nut say to the other?
“Cashew later.”
What did one nut say to the other nut when it was chasing it?
“I’m gonna cashew!”
What did one nut say to the other nut? "The guy in the middle's a dick!"
Someone handed me a knife the other day and told me that it was very smart.
I made sure it didn't outsmart me.
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.