Otherness jokes
What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?
One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates.
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?
Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!
Memes
What did one plane say to the other? "Let's fly!"
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
What did the traffic light say to the other?
🚦🚥🚦 Stop looking, I'm changing!
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
A dog talks to another dog and says,
"Wow, you're a hot dog!"
My friend nearly drowned in her bowl of muesli the other day. She was pulled in by a strong "currant."
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
What’s a foot on one end, a foot on the other end, and a foot in the middle?
A meter stick.
In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?
What did one ghost say to the other?
"Get a life!"
I went out to buy some camouflage shirts the other day. Couldn't find any.
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
What did one bee say to the other bee?
"I love you, honey!"
The other day my girlfriend asked me to hand her the red lipstick, so I handed her the dog.