Why is hand holding a couple thing? Because they touch each other's genitals anyway.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is saying that couples hold hands, but that's kinda pointless because they're probably already doing stuff that's way more intimate, like touching each other's private parts. It's like saying, "Why bother knocking on the door if you're just gonna kick it down anyway?" You probably knock on doors a lot, don't you?
Anonymous
Lol, it's been a joke about masturbation, Idk why it doesn’t shows up in tags. So far...the main guestion is "do you know why hand holding is a couple thing?" and an answer is "because they touch each other's genitals anyway." cause they DO touch each other's genitals either by sex or hand by hand contact, so it doesn’t matters anymore how long you touch hands as you've been being intimate already and you wouldn't worry if someone else's hand was playing with themselves
Idk why, but I will come back to this joke for years lol