Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
Otherness Jokes
What did the Turkey say to the other Turkey?
"They forgot the stuffing!"
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
What is the other word for an orphan?
Paren't.
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
What did one nut say to the other nut? "The guy in the middle's a dick!"
