Otherness jokes

What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?

"Want me to pack your shit?"

There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"

The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."

Two hats are next to each other. One hat says to the other, "Stay here, I'll go on ahead."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

A man drinks beer and jumps off a tower, and he's okay. The other guy says, "Whoa, how'd you do that?"

He does it again, so the guy gets a beer, the same beer, and jumps off. He died.

The bartender looks at the original man who jumped off and says, "Superman, you're a real butthole whenever you're drunk."

Can we please stop the fricking drama! I see people bullying other people, too. Gwen is not the only one. For God's sake, just do jokes! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don't even know each other, but we're still doing this stupid nonsense! Just make jokes, people! That is why it's called "Worst Jokes Ever," not "Bully People Ever." So shut up and get a life, dum-dums! Geez! The only reason why I come here is to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don't even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fricking world!!!!

"Addison, shut up. You're only 8 years old. What do you know?"

I might be 8, but at least I got some sense, and plus, I'm way smarter than you guys anyway. I'm in alert. You know, like a very, very, very intelligent kid! That can spell instead of saying "u," I say the true "you," instead of "pls," it's "please." Sorry if I did mean it... which I don't!

I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something. I don’t remember.

Then I replied, “TOUCAN play that game.” He went silent, and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you think he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “Yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one, and I ended it by saying, “Ok, let’s MOOOOOve on cow.”

Welp, that’s it.

In life, some people have it harder than others.

That's why Viagra exists.

It takes a lot of trust for two cannibals to gluck gluck each other. You never know when it's goodbye willy.

What did one sperm say to the other while swimming side by side?

One turns to the other and asks, "How much further to the fallopian tubes?"

The other says, "I’m not sure, we just passed the esophagus."

What’s the difference between a nun and a hooker?

One kneels for salvation.

The other kneels with salivation.

What's the difference between a nun and a hooker?

One is glowing and the other is blowing.

What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?

One reads, the other breeds.

Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?

The black one... he's 13!

What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?

One eats tape while the other eats pussy.

The boys joking be like:

One guy: "Balls!"

All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."

If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?

Tony Abbott's career.

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

One is a superhero, and the other is a simple command.

I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day.

It was impossible to put down.