Otherness jokes
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
What did the traffic light say to the other?
🚦🚥🚦 Stop looking, I'm changing!
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
Memes
That's all is needed to complete my day
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
What did the Turkey say to the other Turkey?
"They forgot the stuffing!"
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
What is the other word for an orphan?
Paren't.
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"