One jokes
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
Memes
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."
Quote of the day:
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
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Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?
The white one actually did it!
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.
So I got another one free of charge.
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
Which one will fall from the tree first, the leaves or the emo?
The emo doesn't fall.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].