One jokes

Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!

We found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than my dad.

Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣

Would you rather have ten babies in one trash can or one baby in ten trash cans?

What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?

You’ve got to get more than one down.

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile. "May I help you?"

"I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"

"Yes," she purrs, "I am."

The man replies, "Well, wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."

Not a joke: one of George Floyd's criminal friends shot his grand-niece as they wanted a piece of the 27 million dollars.

One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.

I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.

One like = more from me to you. 👊

What’s one thing that an orphan can never get in poker?

A full house.

Why are orphans good at dodge ball?

Because no one misses them.

What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?

One eats tape while the other eats pussy.

"Nun" means no one likes them. Just take off that dumb hood!

The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.

One was just a plane tortilla.

The other one was also just a plane tortilla.

And the third one went to the wrong address.

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus,

"Please send me a sibling!"

Santa Claus wrote him back and said, "Okay, send me your mother!"

How did Helen Keller drive?

One hand on the wheel, one hand on the road.

Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"

Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?

The black one... he's 13!

One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.

What did one twin say to the other?

"Watch out for the plane!"