One jokes
Would you rather have ten babies in one trash can or one baby in ten trash cans?
What did one sperm say to the other while swimming side by side?
One turns to the other and asks, "How much further to the fallopian tubes?"
The other says, "I’m not sure, we just passed the esophagus."
What’s the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One kneels for salvation.
The other kneels with salivation.
What's the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One is glowing and the other is blowing.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One reads, the other breeds.
What’s one thing that comes up at the worst possible time and ruins your day?
A period.
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
This bitch got mad at me because I couldn’t last four strokes. My grandpa didn’t even survive one.
"Nun" means no one likes them. Just take off that dumb hood!
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
How do 4 gay guys fit on one stool at the same time?
They flip it over.
Son: Dad, where are you?
Dad: Getting another one.
Son: Getting what?
Dad: Dad.
At one point in your life, you were exactly pi years old.
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.
Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...
The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
Chuck Norris once ate ONE Lays potato chip.