Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? - In case he got a hole in one.
Why did Hitler stop playing Golf? He kept getting stuck in the Bunker
Balls in ur Jaws
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
What’s Mexico’s favourite sport? Cross Country
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?
Tiger Woods had a good driver.
Why can’t you take a black Asian guy golfing? because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive
Why does hitler hate golf he would end up in a bunker
What happened when the dog played golf? He hit the ball into the ruff.
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker
Dad joke Why does a dad gets more than a pair of socks at the golf course? Because of a hole in one
whats the difrence beteena golfer and a fisherman : a fisherman has to bring proof back
For a golfer, tiger woods isn’t very good of a driver
What’s a priest favorite sport? Golf because most of the holes are less than 18
A lion would never drive while drunk.
But a tiger wood
Why do golfers bring an extra pear of socks, in case they get a whole in one
Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?
In case he get a hole in one.
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
