Golf Jokes

What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? - In case he got a hole in one.

Why did Hitler stop playing Golf? He kept getting stuck in the Bunker

Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff? They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.

Balls in ur Jaws

What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?

The hole experience.

What’s Mexico’s favourite sport? Cross Country

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a good driver.

A man is meeting a client in Japan, yet arrives a day early. When night hit he went out with a prostitute. They're having sex, yet the prostitute kept shouting "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!", so the man thinks he doing a good job. The next day, the man meets his client and they go golfing and the client gets a hole in one. The man praises him by going "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!". His client turns around confused and says "What do you mean wrong hole!?"

Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive

Why does hitler hate golf he would end up in a bunker

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?" "In case they get a hole in one!

I like my women how I like my golf score. Low in the 80s and with a handicap.

This pastor decided to skip church one sunday morning and go play golf.

He told his assistant that he wasn't feeling well. He drove to a golf course in another city, so nobody would know him.

He teed off on the first hole. A huge gust of wind caught his ball, carried is an extra hundred yards and dropped it right in the hole, for a 450 yard hole in one.

An angel looked at God and said "What'd you do that for?" God smiled and said "Who's he going to tell?"

What happened when the dog played golf? He hit the ball into the ruff.