Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
One Jokes
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
Whatโs the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent ๐ goat was killed for your traditional marriage. ๐
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
Which one will fall from the tree first, the leaves or the emo?
The emo doesn't fall.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
When does a pentagon have 4 sides?
When a plane is in one of the sides.
What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?
People actually have a use for one of them.
