One jokes

What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?

One eats tape while the other eats pussy.

"Nun" means no one likes them. Just take off that dumb hood!

The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.

One was just a plane tortilla.

The other one was also just a plane tortilla.

And the third one went to the wrong address.

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus,

"Please send me a sibling!"

Santa Claus wrote him back and said, "Okay, send me your mother!"

How did Helen Keller drive?

One hand on the wheel, one hand on the road.

Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"

Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?

The black one... he's 13!

One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.

What did one twin say to the other?

"Watch out for the plane!"

What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?

One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.

A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse.

One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well partner!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”

I'll call your mom a cow, but which one?

What's the difference between friends and family?

One is actually real.

A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.

One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."

A dark sense of humor is like a pair of functioning legs. Not everybody has one.

There’s a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.

I'd like to have kids one day.

I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.

Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.

I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.

A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"

A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus.

"Don't you mean a martini?" asks the bartender.

The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for one!"