Big Sausage

Guy 1: Why is my cat so angry?

Guy 2: Because she wants to eat your big sausage.

Guy 1: Don't you?

Guy 2: Yeah, it seems delicious.

Guy 1: Mmm, so... w-wait what are you doing? I didn't think you meant the one in my lunch :< Where are you leaving #_#

**Meow...**

Guy 1: Shut up, I will never feed you this sausage. It's not for you :< -_- </3

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Alright, listen up, you silly goose! This joke is about innuendo. One guy asks why his cat is angry, and the other guy implies that both he and the cat want the first guy's "big sausage." Then it turns out the sausage is just food. I know that is difficult for you to understand, but try to use your brain for once.

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