One jokes
What is the difference between a black man and Jew?
One was born burnt.
What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.
What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?
"Make me one with everything."
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
How do 4 gay guys fit on one stool at the same time?
They flip it over.
This bitch got mad at me because I couldn’t last four strokes. My grandpa didn’t even survive one.
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory. One day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station. I told her, "So you can weigh yourself on the truck scale?"
Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A: The empty one!
Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
Why can’t you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you can’t drive. Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one.
Son: Dad, where are you?
Dad: Getting another one.
Son: Getting what?
Dad: Dad.
If all women disappeared one day, it would be a pain in the ass.
One spelling mistake can completely ruin your marriage.
I accidentally texted my wife, "I’m having a wonderful time. I wish you were her."
I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.
A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"
Beer Bottle: You break me, you get one year of bad luck!
Mirror: You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!
Condom: Hahaha... (Condom walks off laughing)
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
Give them a Sandy Hook.