One jokes
When does a pentagon have 4 sides?
When a plane is in one of the sides.
What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?
People actually have a use for one of them.
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
One does not simply hand over a jar of dirt.
There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.
One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."
My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.
She's not the only one who can play that game.
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!
What did one skeleton say to another?
...nothing... they are dead... what did you expect?
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator?
He was fired from his job because he couldn’t learn the route.
Wife: “I want another baby.”
Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
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What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.